Ahoy, Ye Scallywags: How to Talk Like a REAL Pirate

by Natalie Ristancevski

Costume & Style Specialist

Natalie is our Sydney-based costume and style specialist who is a true creative at heart. She enjoys photography, fashion and reading classic literature.

2 min read

Picture this. It’s 1995. A pair of mates are playing a racquetball game. To keep the game lighthearted, the pair start shouting pirate slang and phrases to one another. Thus originates the idea of Talk Like a Pirate Day.

Celebrated on September 19th, Talk Like a Pirate Day is now a global event.

Whether you’re gearing up for Talk Like a Pirate Day, or attending a pirate-themed party, knowing pirate speak is the ultimate secret weapon to enhance your costume persona.

Don’t be a landlubbing cod, master the high seas lingo with these fun pirate words and phrases.

Move over Jack Sparrow, there’s a new pirate in town…

Pirate Basics

Ahoy

To say hello.

Matey

A shipmate or friend.

Aye

Yes or I understand.

Ye/Yer

You or your.


Pirate Exclamations

Blimey

An expression of surprise.

Yo Ho Ho

An expression of excitement.

Avast

To stop or pay attention.

Land Ho

Land has been spotted.


Pirate Insults

Landlubber

Someone unfamiliar with life at sea.

Scurvy Dog

A scoundrel or rogue.

Scallywag

Mischievous.

Barnacle Crusted

A weathered sailor.


Pirate Phrases

Bring your Arse to Anchor

To sit down.

Chock a Block

Very crowded.

Splice the Main Brace

To have a drink.

Ant’s Bollock on a Beach

Hard to find.

Walk the Plank

Forced off the ship.


Pirate Accent Tips

1. Drop the G: G’s don’t exist in pirate speak. It’s always sailin, plunderin or fightin.

2. Roll those R’s: Don’t just say “Ar” growl it. ARRRR!

3. Swap “The”: Pirates turn “the” into “de.”

4. Tone: Keep your voice rough, a little dramatic and super confident.

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Yo ho ho! Now that you’ve mastered pirate speak, don’t set sail underdressed. Complete your Talk Like a Pirate Day transformation with an authentic look from our treasure trove of pirate costumes and accessories.

Oh! And don’t forget to claim your official pirate title. Find yours below.

Fair winds and following seas!